In 1986, Beautiful was everywhere: in stores, on televisions, in magazines and hope chests. Formulated by a cabal of perfumers, everything about Beautiful was big – the launch events (including a mock wedding), the ingredients (the essence of 2000 flowers), the sillage (see below)…
My first Beautiful experience was with the parfum – amber sweet, made from orchard fruit, but not the juice – the peels. It’s lovely, but only comes in one size: Gypsy Traveller Wedding Gown.
In Perfumes: The A-Z Guide, Luca Turin describes Beautiful as a “rich, tobacco tinged rose”. Sounds gorgeous, doesn’t it?
When I first smelled the eau de parfum, all I got was sweet and soapy aldehydes. It smelled nice, but it didn’t smell much like a perfume. I tried it a couple of times and the results were the same. Still nice. Still not a perfume.
Months later, I decided to give it another try. This time I sprayed the perfume on paper. Beautiful quickly filled the room and came alive! Here’s a little play-by-play:
Whooo-eeee! This here perfume’s packing BIG sillage!
Ah ha!- there’s the tobacco! Oooh, is that tuberose? Peach?
I still couldn’t smell any rose, but I shrugged it off. I had something else to smell in mind. I’m not sure what triggered the idea. It might have been the tobacco…. It might have been a hormonal surge…It might have been in spite of those tired wedding ads…I wanted to smell Beautiful on a man.
My darling husband volunteered his neck for testing purposes. I sprayed the eau de parfum on him while he was shaving. He would soon be in the shower – if it smelled terrible on him, he wouldn’t have to deal with it for long.
Beautiful smelled great on him, better than it did on me. He couldn’t smell the rose either – if he did, he would have screamed as if I sprayed him with acid (not a fan of rose perfumes, obviously).
I could still smell it after his shower, but most of the sweetness had been washed away. I buried my nose in his neck to try to get a better whiff, and there it was…rose.
So, how do you solve a problem like Beautiful? Easy – spray it on a man.
As Gorgeous as it Gets by Kennedy Fraser, The New Yorker, Sept.15, 1986
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